There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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