I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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