After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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