okay pat passed out under dana's car
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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