I think scott just propositioned me for sex
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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