Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Reggie can tackle my bush.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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