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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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