You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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