Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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