he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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