Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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