My hand turned me down
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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