For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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