found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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