pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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