im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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