I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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