I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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