Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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