Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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