I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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