just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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