so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
This baby is an asshole
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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