Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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