Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
