Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
another moral hangover. fuck.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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