There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
...so i touched it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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