There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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