is wine microwaveable?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just want nice things and good sex
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Randomize
