I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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