I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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