You work out of a Hotel?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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