everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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