If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You did what with his pubic hair?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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