On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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