I like to think it a success when the cops are called
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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