Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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