She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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