this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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