She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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