I molested 6 butterflies tonight
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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