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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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