There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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