is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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