some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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