How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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