Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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