I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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