I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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