mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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