I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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