he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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