he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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